Well (sighs), are there any other bootylicious mamas out there who can come close to her talents? A phenomenal singer, record producer, dancer, choreographer, video director, actress and model who’s also really nice when you get to know her.
Being one third of the hugely successful, best-selling feisty female groups of all time (that’s Destiny’s Child, in case you were wondering) wasn’t good enough for our beautiful Miss B. Slick pop songs such as Independent Women and Survivor may have won them Grammy’s galore, but going solo brought even more reward.
Dangerously in Love became one of the most successful albums of 2003 and spawned number one singles Crazy in Love and Baby Boy, earning her five Grammy Awards in a single night in 2004. This established her among the most successful female artists in the United States. Easy. Anything else?
‘Fraid so. Er, more number ones with her second release, Golden Globe nominations (for her singing and acting), charity championing, marriage to rapster Jay-Z, CEO of her own company...
Right, we’re off to have a little cry now if our inadequate ass can drag itself off to bed. Sniffle.
