Five simply excellent ways to chat someone up

The Broad City girls have some lessons for you in the language of lurve...

Wed 1 Jul 2015

If you're not already aware of the awesomeness of Broad City, let us educate you.

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Our 100% fave new show not only serves up a serious dose of mega-LOLs through the lives of badass heroines Abbi and Alana, it's also a major source of advice for anyone navigating their way through the dating arena. Take a cue from Broad City's two leading ladies with these simply excellent pick-up tips:

1. Learn to be direct. REALLY direct. 

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2. Perfect that head wiggle. In case you're not familiar with it, that's Ilana's highly successful girl-in-a-bar pick-up technique.

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3. Be honest with your feelings...

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4. Know when to cut your losses (no one wants to stay at a party where the hottest person's walking out the door, obvi)

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5. And if all else fails, why not just go for someone who is exactly, 100%, completely just like you, in every way, like Ilana when she hooked up with THIS doppelganger. Another version of you has gotta love you, right?

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